Snarky fancies many dark and wonderful things. He would like to share all his deepest and darkest passions so the world can strive to become like him.

Topics

• Black & White Movies
• Classic Horror or Goth
• Ghost Stories
• Zombies/Spiders/Other Deadly Creatures

 
Movies

• Evil Dead
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• Batman
• Garbage Pail Kids

 
Music

• KISS
• Ozzy Osbourne
• Midnight Syndicate
• AC/DC

 
Pastimes

• Drinking blood
• Hiding from the sun
• Picking up BABES
• Scaring little children
• Beating up stuffed animals (why not?)
• Picking flowers in the graveyard

 
Ways to pick up BABES (as demonstrated in the movie Snarky’s Tips for Dating)

• Jumping out and scaring them
• Serenading them with dark words of love
• Playing hard to get
• Lulling them with mystical poetry
• Bearing gifts from the Shadow Lands
• Capturing their hearts with his fatal kiss of death

 
Ponder these beautiful objects of his obsession, so one day, you may be endowed with the POWER OF SNARKY!!!