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December 13, 2005
Hello, my dark servants. Isn't the 13th such a beautiful day? What is that, you say? If you don't agree with me, it may be dangerous to your health! ;) Ahh, that's better.

I hope you're all getting ready for a Gothic Christmas, because I certainly am! I put my black tree up (spray paint does wonders - it's cool!), and have all of my colorless presents under the tree. There's nothing in them, of course, because all I have to give is myself, as usual. I'm not going to just give myself to anyone, but to all the hot gothic females who adore me. After I present my dark charm and blackened heart to them, they will receive the supreme gift of Snarky himself. UH!

Sleep well, my evil underlings, and gloomily await Christmas. Ah, and don't worry if you're naughty! Just be like me; you can be so naughty that you're really nice! hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!

November 4, 2005
What was I thinking!? I heard that there may be some hot goth girls out there that hate Bush! Has my Snarky power failed me!??? Heck, they don't even have to be goth - I can change that later with my supreme Snarky Power! Yes, the power I still here - I can feel it. My dark libido is still intact and in full strength. Where are my priorities? Yeah, sure, I hate Bush... I mean if you girls hate him. But if you like him, I like him too! Oh, whatever, you goofy girls with your petty politics. Just come and get me if you know what's BAD for you. UH!

October 25, 2005
As soon as I wake from my peaceful slumber, everyone has been flocking to me, asking me to help them with their petty tasks. Johnny, for one, is in an annoying mood all the time, trying to make MY movie, Snarky's Funhouse. Who asked him to help!? I am the master of this dark universe, so why does he assume that I cannot take on a simple task such as making the greatest movie ever? Sorry, Gone with the Wind lovers, I am returning and will conquer this measly planet with the dark gothic power that the world has cursed me with upon my death.

October 14, 2005
Sleep through the spring, sleep through the summer... now, just two more weeks... two weeks, I have, to prepare my army, to prepare for world domination. For, my dear minions, Halloween is coming, and my time of awakening is drawing near. For it is on that day that I gain my full power, my maximum amount of greatness. Fear me, my minions... for I am returning.........