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December 20, 2006
I am the King of Clowns. I am the Clown of Darkness. I deserve some respect. Why are they haggling me and trying to waste my time with petty wages when I deserve much more? I mean, a person of my renowned power and prestige should be treated with high honor and dignity. Why are they skimping out on a simple compensation raise for this performance? They will not budge on their $4 offer. All I'm asking is for $5! I mean, it's the year 2006, is that too much to ask!? Back when I was a wee one I could save up that much to buy myself a beautiful casket, but now that would barely get me the black rose to put on top of my grave. Please, please don't be pitiful souls who try to belittle an undead clown. If they want to belittle someone, go belittle Little Bob. I'm funny, good-looking, AND immortal, go demean someone who deserves it.

Pfft, mortals.

April 4, 2006
Little Bob sucks. He may have to die again, and this time I will not bring him back to life. He doesn't deserve the undead life that I breathed into him. Doesn't he understand that a side kick means to stand aside, or... I'll kick you! DUH! The idiot doesn't even get the fact that I am the star of the show - helloooooo, SNARKY'S FUNHOUSE? Anyone see the words "Little Boob" in there!? I'm getting out of here, it looks like Little Bob just came in, and he wants to type a few words of his own. Whatever.

hi. im little bob. im a puppett. but im my own master. snarki is not my master. this hole funhows thing is my idea but he stol it. he rote it down furst. but he must of stol it owt of my brilyant puppett mind. i think i shud be the star of this show. i will tak to johny about this. johny will undurstand if snarki duz not kil him furst.

I'm back........ what the...?? That is batsh*t, don't even believe a word that idiotic puppet says. He doesn't even know how to spell! Ugh, will this idiocy ever end? I WANT A NEW DRESSING ROOM!

February 14, 2006
This is Valentines Day, the day for lovers, and I love hating Johnny because he's taking too long making my stupid movie, Snarky's Funhouse! It will be the best and greatest movie of all time, but when will it be done? In one of his previews, he said it will be done next Winter, but note that he didn't say what year! What a jerk, I need to take over this whole operation. If people don't do what I say, they'll be dead (like me!). Zombies mind a lot better than Johnny's workers, especially Nels (computer nerd weirdo freak). And where the heck is Little Bob? He's supposed to be my partner - in CRIME! He's a lesser partner, of course, but a partner all the same. Notice the "part" in "PARTNER"? That means he's a little part of me! DUH! I don't care if he's only a puppet, someone needs to stick their hand up his rear end and get him working better, because on his own he's really pretty stupid (like Johnny!). I'm not going to bother Johnny or any of his thugs, but I'll just start hurting people until it gets finished. Broken legs or not, Johnny better get his rear in gear.

And yes, I did have a great Valentine's Day, thanks for asking.

January 19, 2006
Why is Johnny being such a pain to work with!? This is MY movie! I AM the center of attention! I WILL get what I want, and I want my movie done NOW! Snarky's Funhouse was my idea, my creation, and my dream, and it WILL be completed within the week. Or at least, it had BETTER be, or Johnny is going to be getting some major smack down! UH!!!

January 13, 2006
Beautiful Friday the 13th. There's a full moon out, the wolves are howling, tne chicks are biting, and Snarky is partyin' tonight! OH YAH!!! UH!!! This is the date of a most unfortunate fate for all, with ill will and bad luck creaping through everyone's door, waiting to reap it's ghastly vengence on the planet. Fear this power, as I will harness it's energy and unleash it upon the Earth at my will. Muahahahahahaha!!!!! Doom to all!