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Ramblings - 2007

June 9, 2007
I... am... AWESOME!!!!!!!!! My performance at the BKAT Awards was spectacular! The crowd was in stunned silence almost the entire time. Haven't they ever seen an undead clown before? No? Well, then now they know just how GREAT it is. I received flowers, candy, standing ovations, and best of all, CHICKS GALORE!!! Another great thing about this night was that I left Little Bob locked in his doll box. He may have heard the cheers, but was probably crying himself to sleep instead knowing that I am taking all the glory, which I truly deserve. So his stupid little "movie", Lady In Waiting, won? Who cares! It was probably the only one even in the category!!! HA HA! My entrance was as grand as the Grand Canyon, only BIGGER and BETTER! Smoke engulfed the room as I paraded out in my new costume; my new crown, my new spiderweb arm warmers, and my new, fantastic platform Snarky Jesterskull boots!!! The chicks in the audience were crying in pure ecstacy the entire time. The crowd was going crazy, and shouts of "cooooooooool" echoed throughout the room. I gave candy to the children, which eased their fearful sobbings. If you missed the show of the year, pictures and a short movie will be available for your viewing displeasure.

Look forward to more live Snarktastic performances soon. Oh, and for those wondering... Snarky's Funhouse finally got a budget increase (we're up to $10! UH!), so we're back on track and ROCKIN!

May 8, 2007
This could be the last straw. Johnny did not turn in any of MY AWESOME MOVIES for the BKAT Awards, which is just WRONG. I don't care anymore. He can host the ceremony himself, I'm not even getting paid enough to deal with this obvious abuse of awesome talent. $4 doesn't even pay for a tank of gas for my pimpin' chick-magnet Snarkymobile! Go hire Little Bob, but just hope you can find a microphone stand that small. Even if Little Betty did let him do it, he'd probably trip on the floor and screw it all up. HA! That'd be HILLARIOUS! Man, I'm looking forward to this, now!

April 18, 2007
Johnny had better enter one of MY movies in the BKAT Awards. The crap he wants to put in now is just… crap. MY movies are GREAT. Super fantasticly awesomely beautiful. Get it? I mean, everyone was blessed with Snarky’s presence at the last ceremony, so I think he should enter the pleasant and well-documented film Snarky At The 2003 BKAT Awards. I also have Snarky’s Parade Of Pain, my live Halloween performance that stunned the masses at Olympic College. Yes, I rock. I’m cool. And I WILL WIN!!! (If Johnny enters my movies… hint hint? Geez, do you ever even READ this page? I’m your STAR here! All I hear is “Little Bob, Little Bob, Little Bob.” He is a dummy, and you are too! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! *snarl*

March 9, 2007
Oh... my... my... I better get up and finish working on my costume. I left it up to Little Bob to finish, but he keeps trying to make things a bit too small. Sorry, Little Bob, but my pants aren't that tight around the hips. I want to get a new look, to keep with the times, ya know? Be hip, be cool, be awesome. Like usual. How about something black and goth? That sounds like it'll flow with the times. Maybe add a little glam for the fanservice. The BKAT Awards theme is "Shining With the Stars", so I'm going to live it up and rock it out like an old 80's hair metal band. WOOOOO! Look out Poison, here comes Snarky! UH!